All I know about humour is that I don't know anything about it.

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Humour is a very subjective thing. It can be hard to define and hard to say what makes someone funny. What's funny to one person may not be for another. That is why we tend to use the word humour to describe something that we find funny, or maybe even something that annoys us.

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